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The various thoughts of Christine Daae:
BTB Some mature lingo and stuff. Be warned
"A disembodied voice is teaching me music....that seems normal."
"Wow. Creepy guy touching me all over, we just walked through a mirror, he's using every possible mode of transportation to get me to his cave…..Yep. He's the angel of music. Must be. "
"Hmm….voodoo dolls, cool. Creepy organ looks nice. Strange candelabras and monkey music box ….this could be fun. (Sees the Life Size Christine Doll) Lordy Jesus he's a nutcase!"
"Huh. I wonder what's wonder that mask. What's the worst that could happen?"
"Wow. One day I'm a leading soprano and now I'm frenching Carlotta whilst in drag. This sucks."
"Raoul! It's the Phantom! He's a mass murderer and he's going to kill more people! Raoul? Are you even listenin-ooooohhhh. That feels nice."
Courtesy of Cleolinda Jones: "Our engagement must be secret, Raoul! I know—I’ll hide the big sparkly ring in my cleavage! No one EVER looks there!" (Yeah, it's not mine but it was too funny to leave out.)
"Oh shit! Here he comes in red and deathiness! What's his costume again? It's kinda sexy- No! I must resist him! I must be loyal to- Oh fuck it. He's hot."
"Wow Dad. I ask for the Angel of Music and you send me a stalker. Way to go, ya cheap bastard."
"Disembodied voice in a graveyard, says he's the angel of music....Yes! It's my father from beyond the grave! No other rational explanation!"
"Raoul! Honey! Stop fighting-! Wow, these guys suck. Why am I dating them again?"
"Man, the Phantom sucks! Why on earth did he cast me as the ditzy exotic slut?"
"Raoul? Do something! He's gonna mack on me again and- eh, fuck it. What's the worst he could do to me onstage-oh GOD that feels nice!"
"Thanks for the ring. Since your feeling generous can I take the mask too? (takes it) Oh shit, that was dumb."
"You…really…suck right now. And not in a good way."
"Phantom or Raoul? Phantom or Raoul? Crap! Okay, here's a litmus test: Whoever's the better kisser wins! Phantom? (they kiss) Oh…..you so totally win."
"Raoul, honey? We're leaving now? Whatev. Here Erik. My number's on the back of the bling. Call me."
BTB Some mature lingo and stuff. Be warned
"A disembodied voice is teaching me music....that seems normal."
"Wow. Creepy guy touching me all over, we just walked through a mirror, he's using every possible mode of transportation to get me to his cave…..Yep. He's the angel of music. Must be. "
"Hmm….voodoo dolls, cool. Creepy organ looks nice. Strange candelabras and monkey music box ….this could be fun. (Sees the Life Size Christine Doll) Lordy Jesus he's a nutcase!"
"Huh. I wonder what's wonder that mask. What's the worst that could happen?"
"Wow. One day I'm a leading soprano and now I'm frenching Carlotta whilst in drag. This sucks."
"Raoul! It's the Phantom! He's a mass murderer and he's going to kill more people! Raoul? Are you even listenin-ooooohhhh. That feels nice."
Courtesy of Cleolinda Jones: "Our engagement must be secret, Raoul! I know—I’ll hide the big sparkly ring in my cleavage! No one EVER looks there!" (Yeah, it's not mine but it was too funny to leave out.)
"Oh shit! Here he comes in red and deathiness! What's his costume again? It's kinda sexy- No! I must resist him! I must be loyal to- Oh fuck it. He's hot."
"Wow Dad. I ask for the Angel of Music and you send me a stalker. Way to go, ya cheap bastard."
"Disembodied voice in a graveyard, says he's the angel of music....Yes! It's my father from beyond the grave! No other rational explanation!"
"Raoul! Honey! Stop fighting-! Wow, these guys suck. Why am I dating them again?"
"Man, the Phantom sucks! Why on earth did he cast me as the ditzy exotic slut?"
"Raoul? Do something! He's gonna mack on me again and- eh, fuck it. What's the worst he could do to me onstage-oh GOD that feels nice!"
"Thanks for the ring. Since your feeling generous can I take the mask too? (takes it) Oh shit, that was dumb."
"You…really…suck right now. And not in a good way."
"Phantom or Raoul? Phantom or Raoul? Crap! Okay, here's a litmus test: Whoever's the better kisser wins! Phantom? (they kiss) Oh…..you so totally win."
"Raoul, honey? We're leaving now? Whatev. Here Erik. My number's on the back of the bling. Call me."
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I was watching this vid on YouTube ([link]) and noted Christine's really....REALLY...stupid decisions. I wondered: WTF is she thinking? I made a comment on the page as Bohemius (my name on YT) and laughed at myself a little. So I took ten minutes (give or take) and compiled all my thoughts (or rather, her thoughts) as commentary throughout the whole movie. Enjoy!
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"My number's on the back of the bling"
LMAO
LMAO